If Benjamin Franklin were alive today, he could make a heap of money as a keynote speaker at business-building seminars. A quick survey of this founding father’s wise words reveals today’s motivational speakers as pretenders to the podium.For quotable quotes, few hold a candle to Franklin, whose one-liners can prove hilarious as well as profitable. Sure, everyone can have a chuckle over these:• “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”• “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”• “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”• “He that displays















